Yellow Section Of Aloha Stadium To Be Removed

HALAWA, OAHU, HAWAII — The state and UH say they will eliminate the entire yellow sections of the Aloha Stadium starting January 2016.

The decision comes after record low attendance during the 2015 football season.

“It was a really sad sight to see the stadium so empty this year”, says Don Kendonets, VP of public relations. He continued, “We had an emergency meeting and came up with the only feasible solution.”

That solution according to Kendonets, is to have the top level seating areas removed during the off season, to make the stadium look more populated during UH football games.

“I think that’s an awesome idea” said Ikaika Gouveia of Ewa Beach, “At least now on TV going look like get choke people!” Juan Mobere of Kaneohe disagrees by adding, “Really? How da heck they gonna do that?”

Officials say they are going with demolition specialists to start the tedious work of removing the section by the start of the 2016 football season.

The work will eliminate 22,000 seats and the need to keep seats oiled and maintained, saving the state 6.2 Million dollars for the coming year.

Kendonets concludes by saying, “This is going to be awesome for new coach Nick Rolovich, to have his team play in front of a packed house.”

13 thoughts on “Yellow Section Of Aloha Stadium To Be Removed

  1. Relibig Botelho

    How are they gonna do this? I don’t think the NFL is gonna be happy with 25k seast for Pro Bowl. Maybe instead they should just leave the Flea Market opened during UH games next year instead. Or have in game flea markets in the yellow seats.

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  2. David Copperfield

    “Create the illusion”? That’s gonna be an expensive magic trick.
    I don’t think the lack of UH football game attendance was due to too many seating options in the stadium. What if the Rollovich era brings back a full stadium or another huge event like pro-bowl or concerts uses the venue? How much will the deconstruction cost?
    Not a very smart plan.

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  3. Chris

    Just because Rolovich is coach now doesn’t mean people are gonna all of a sudden wanna watch UH football again. The team is still rebuilding. It won’t be like the Colt Brennan or Timmy Chang days for awhile.

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  4. Bewitched and bewildered

    Why not just get some good quality cardboard cutouts of fans and glue them into the empty seats. Would look good on tv. Make them all smiling and happy which hasn’t happened since 2007. Actually why not get good quality cardboard cutouts and glue them into the seats at the legislature. This would not only look good but be more effective.

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  5. Lava Mahassoff

    ‘Dunkin Donuts’, lol! Keep it up, you’re very creative. I like reading all the comments from the people that don’t get it.

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    1. Larry Lee

      Can I buy 4 SEATS…..I’ll pick them up tomorrow….If we sell 22,000 ( Empty/Removed ) seat at $25 a piece…we can give $ 550,00 to the stadium to fix some of the other incidentals….I know 5000 folks who would love to have these seats in their backyards for viewing “ANY” sport on their 50 inch TV’s

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  6. Larry Lee

    Can I buy 4 SEATS…..I’ll pick them up tomorrow….If we sell 22,000 ( Empty/Removed ) seat at $25 a piece…we can give $ 550,00 to the stadium to fix some of the other incidentals….I know 5000 folks who would love to have these seats in their backyards for viewing “ANY” sport on their 50 inch TV’s

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