HONOLULU — The suspect in a shooting incident at Club Hot Ash in Aiea found himself dazed and confused after missing his intended targets.

Chris Hong was overheard by police officers as saying, “I cannot believe I didn’t hit any of them! They was right in front of me $#*@!”.

Police records show Hong and 34-year-old Samson Anzai got into a fight with another group outside of the strip club on July 10.

Hong allegedly pulled out a gun, because he apparently has no fighting skills, and fired several shots and missed all 28 shots.

Police caught up to the suspects at Ka Makana Alii Mall in Kapolei after a high speed chase.

Hong is currently in police custody at The Hawaii Eye Clinic for obvious reasons.